*side note, my son drives my daughter nuts by taking a word from the sentence she says and turns it around and says she is one of those...you'll see.....!)
Linds: "I sure could go for some pizza."
Joe: "You are a pizza."
Linds: "STOP It! You are making me nuts!" pause "Did you know that they cook pizzas at 800 degrees at the pizza parlors?"
Joe: "You're 800 degrees."
Linds: "Arghhh, knock it off Joe! And besides, if I were 800 degrees I would start on fire and be burned up!"
Joe (quiet voice): "You're a fire."
Linds: Loud exasperated sigh.
Joe: "Linds, would you wash off the stove for me please?"
Linds: "You're a stove."
Peals of laughter from both!!!