Monday, April 30, 2007

What Karen needs.....



So who's been noticing a bunch of silliness showing up in blogland over the last week or so? OK--more silliness than usual, lol! I saw some on Imaginary Fronds blog (had to laugh out loud about the boob job!). Again, on the lovely Jenn Maruska's blog (thanks for posting your little prayer--I almost peed my pants!). And Jenn was kind enough to point us in the direction of Sweet Repeats where there is some more silliness abounding! Whew! Go check it out and have some laughs!


I've been prompted by Jenn to do one myself---so here goes. ( I cheated a little and skipped over the more boring ones)

1) Karen needs to grow up! (umm, sorry! not gonna do it and you can't make me!)


2) Karen needs to have full carbohydrate stores and be well hydrated. (Can you say Pizza and Beer? yeah!)


3) Karen needs additional time for laundry and changing bed linens. (um YEAH!! all that housework seriously cuts into my crafting and playing time! Better yet- Karen needs a maid!)


4) Karen needs to check her figures. (Whew, for a minute there I thought it said "FIGURE" singular--again, not gonna do it and you can't make me!)


5) Karen needs a MAN! (well, OK. but don't tell my hubby! This one has got to be rich and love to give presents.)


6) Karen needs Dr. Pelvic's knowledge. (I don't even know what to say about this one! lol Can you say "name-change"?)


7) Karen needs a facial. (oh yes, and a massage, and a manicure, and a pedicure, and a ........)


8) Karen needs to fake her own death. (never expected THAT one!)


9) Karen needs to get real! (real what? drunk? rich? what?)


10) Karen needs to make national attention. (yeah, for something good--not some Brittany Spears forgetting her underwear kind of attention, but the makes the cutest little bags and stuff kind!)


There you have it! Everyone should give this a shot! Just go to google and type your name and the word " needs"--and hit search and see what it comes up with! Such a hoot! Please let me know when you do it, so I can go and have a chuckle!
Smiles, Karen

7 comments:

Jenn Maruska said...

Awesome! You are so funny - LOL!!!

Happy Monday! : )

suchprettycolors said...

funny post...#6?? Dr. Pelvic sounds a little scary, lol. :)

Betty @ She's Sew Pretty said...

Betty needs a new and happy life and it is terrible that to get it, she has to witness the scalp being peeled away from her husband’s skull...but so be it. ...

ahahahahaha...Nurse Betty came up...too funny!!!

Lucy said...

Oh my....your list is too funny!! I promise not to tell DH you are out looking for a sugar Daddy..lol..Dr. Pelvic??? Maybe?? He's a Dr afterall! :)

BTW--Nancy brought in her business card wallet for me to peek at at work and it's adorable, you do such nice work!!

lucy

Sandra Eileen - Artisan Jewelry For Your Good Life said...

Please, don't get national attention for some Britt. thing - keep your panties on - your list is great.

Pinky said...

HA! This is funny! I think I need to get real rich and real drunk, too! Hope you are well! HUGS!

Mrs.Kwitty said...

LOL!!! Thanks for all the nice comments.


Thanks Lucy!

Hi Pinky! You're back! I've missed you. :-]

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